| 100% |
The Programmer is a God |
Impossible to attain. |
| 99 - 90% |
Excellent |
Awe inspiring and enjoyable to the highest degree. |
| 89 - 80% |
Very Good |
Falls just short of excellence, but still great. |
| 79 - 70% |
Good |
Just a good game, not quite great. |
| 69 - 60% |
Above Average |
These come in just over the boring games. |
| 59 - 50% |
Average |
Dull. Tiresome. Play it if you want to sleep. |
| 49 - 40% |
Dumb |
If you play for an hour, you're insane |
| 39 - 30% |
Dumber |
If you play for more than half an hour, you're braindead. |
| 29 - 20% |
Painful |
If you play for more than five minutes, you're a masochist. |
| 19 - 10% |
Embarrassing |
You should feel personally offended that this game was made. |
| 9 - 1% |
Tragically flawed |
Overexposure may lead to brain damage. |
| 0% |
The programmer is dead. |
It was for the best. |