||The Programmer is a God
||Impossible to attain.
|99 - 90%
||Awe inspiring and enjoyable to the highest degree.
|89 - 80%
||Falls just short of excellence, but still great.
|79 - 70%
||Just a good game, not quite great.
|69 - 60%
||These come in just over the boring games.
|59 - 50%
||Dull. Tiresome. Play it if you want to sleep.
|49 - 40%
||If you play for an hour, you're insane
|39 - 30%
||If you play for more than half an hour, you're braindead.
|29 - 20%
||If you play for more than five minutes, you're a masochist.
|19 - 10%
||You should feel personally offended that this game was made.
|9 - 1%
||Overexposure may lead to brain damage.
||The programmer is dead.
||It was for the best.